Cats And The Dummy

We're watching the "Dog Whisperer". Sometimes I wish that there was a "Cat Whisperer". If I could get the cats to refrain from sleeping on my chest when I'm in bed sleeping. They are too heavy for such behavior. They see me lying down and they think they can just lie down on top of me. They're going to stop my breathing some day. If I'm reclining on the sofa I can direct them off of me. It's when I'm sound asleep that I dislike their behavior the most. It does finally wake me up because I feel like I'm being smothered. At that moment I move them off of me. I guess that I'm at fault for allowing this behavior when they were kittens. I should have read "Cats for Dummies" a long time ago. Maybe I can learn something helpful from that book, yet.