Please, Change the Channel

My house guest is watching a noisy tv movie. It's full of excitement! There is a volcano erupting! It's not my cup of tea. I long for something quiet with less visual effects. Yes! She asks me if I "like this movie". I respond, "no, do you?" To my amazement she changes the channel. What we're watching now is much more quiet. It's not fiction. It's Court TV. This show can be interesting however, I can't help but wonder why I have so many tv channels and there's never anything "good" to watch. I'm paying for this stuff, too. I wish that the cable company would let me choose which channels I'd like to pay for. I don't watch half of the junk they give me. Hey, Cable Company, you can do better!